Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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