He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize