We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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