I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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