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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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