Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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