Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
