Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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