remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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