would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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