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We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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