She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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