wanna go halves on a baby?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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