Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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