The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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