Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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