Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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