Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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