My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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