So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
