I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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