i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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