I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
do nipples grow back?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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