So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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