If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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