I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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