Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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