My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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