I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Terrible idea I love it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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