you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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