Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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