she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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