with your own penis?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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