He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She fuckin peed on me
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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