I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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