I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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