i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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