Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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