before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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