we're blogging at a bar
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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