How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
