apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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