how hairy? two words: wookie tits
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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