why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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