why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
