if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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