You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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