Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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