physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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