glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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