Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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