I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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