No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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