Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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