ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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