New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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